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Nicknames & Kitchen Cleansers
“Ace: That is quite a name. Is that your given name,” inquiring scientists need to know? “No my mother named me Ajax Aidan Bannion. Can you blame me for changing it?” “Did she name you after the...
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You’ve Gotta Laugh, Even when it hurts
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” ― Rodney Dangerfield You Gotta LaughFiled under: Blogging, Humor, Quotes Tagged: birds and...
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Mugging & Other Crimes
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ― Rodney Dangerfield Muggings & Other CrimesFiled under:...
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Lists
“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list. ” ― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I’ve ever written, and it still sucks “Lists are a form of power.” ― A.S. Byatt, The Virgin in the Garden “She...
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Nicknames, Pet-names, Terms of Endearment
“Did I mention I’ve finally decided on a nickname for you?” “I didn’t know you were looking.” Well, I’ve given the matter some serious thought.” “And what have you come up with?” “Cookie,” I anounced...
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Thanksgiving Extravaganza – WIF Style
Thanksgiving Extravaganza In the United States Main article: Thanksgiving (United States) The First Thanksgiving at Plymouth By Jennie A. Brownscombe (1914) In the United States, the modern...
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Punny Money #12
#12 Punny Money – I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is. — The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money. It was a taxed message. — I got a gold filling...
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Puns DRIVING Humor #18
#18 Auto Puns Why did the car cross the river with the boat? It was a ford escort. Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll. The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy...
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Thanksgiving Extravaganza – WIF Style
Thanksgiving Extravaganza In the United States Main article: Thanksgiving (United States) The First Thanksgiving at Plymouth By Jennie A. Brownscombe (1914) In the United States, the modern...
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Thanksgiving Extravaganza – WIF Style
Thanksgiving Extravaganza In the United States Thanksgiving (United States) The First Thanksgiving at Plymouth By Jennie A. Brownscombe (1914) In the United States, the modern Thanksgiving holiday...
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